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Rhod Gilbert on BBC Radio Wales

If you are listening to this, you are listening to Rhod Gilbert's Best Bits, some of the best bits of my Saturday morning radio show, live on BBC Radio Wales. This week, I'm in my kitchen in London with Mr. Clint Edwards, and B__ A__ drops in later on.

Just looking down on the floor of my kitchen ... hang on ... / It's a pile of chewed-out trainers. / There is a pile of chewed-up trainers. I'll be ... I'll be talking about that later on. / Are you nervous __ __ ? / that / I don't know / new trainers with the intention of, uh, pounding the streets. ... That is not euphemism / jogging? / I'm going jogging, that's what I mean. I bought new trainers / hundred quid / sounded like a lot / Each? / A hundred pounds each for the trainers, different shops, I got different sizes. Uh ... yeah, in the corner of our room, there is a pile of ... a pile of chewed-up shoes. There are eight, I believe, shoes that have been reduced / just a bit of sole left / that is, uh ... that is our dog who chews ... uh ... chews, uh ... and, uh ... licks feet ... licks feet. She waits ... __ first feature: "does your dog do this, wait by the bath, by the shower, and as soon as you come out, lick your feet / does it? / yeah / a bit unsettling / P__ does / gonna mention it, to be honest / you have two cats / a bit unsettling? A bit wrong? / a bit weird, yeah, but __ seems __. / right, that's what it is / rough tongue / pleasure / just a little bit strange, isn't it? Uh ... OK / a little bit, wrong / but you let it. / But you let it anyway / 'cause, ultimately, it's not wrong. It's absolutely fine / Exactly. / __ feature / text __ __ tweet the show @rhodgilbertshow

Now then, let's have a look at / you can tweet @rhodgilbertshow / London-bound" says S__ M__ ... this is on the twitter, __ production team, uh, I'm not really on / twittery things, but you are on twitter / what's your handle? / My handle is, uh, clintjedwards, but I / known to / even I know enough about / put a little "@" thing / middle name is John, but it does spell clintjedwards / just / do you, really / I do, I do. / Do you? / I know ... I know / Alice / appropriating a little of __ story / our friend ... uh ... he had a problem ... / ... with someone's girlfriend / One Direction or something / Harry S__ was going out with somebody / something like that, and, uh ... / people twittering / forgive us / breaking __ heart / forgive / back home / we are not quite __ with the, uh, One Direction stories in the paper. They are my favorite band. Don't get me wrong. / They're coming up in a minute. / any minute / second half / entirely devoted to them today / it's not. ... Just in case somebody __ __ dial / lightening speed. Uh ... so, he got loads of ... he / abuse on-line because he / Harry S__ / One Direction. I think / his pissy response to those was, "I'm a thirty-year-old Welsh man from C__. I'm not going out with Harry S__ / I think ... I think / he / it would mean that. ... I think he hoped that the ... the teenage girls would / hang on a minute. Harry / thirty-year-old man / he would have been in the papers, wouldn't he? Uh ... So, what / edwards / just people would tweet me, saying / Kerry Jedwards. ... Yeah, they ... they thought I love / "I love Jedwards as well" / change your sirname to Jedward / yes. not by __, but, you know / people / call themselves, uh, Bob, One Direction, / probably not / and, uh, yeah, the sirname / band's / they follow. / Wow. / works / certain band / Steve M__ C__ / Ted Z__? / Ted Z__. / __ __ Radio Wales listeners, calm down. This is not a feature. / It should be a feature. / I know this should be a feature. I realize that / stumbled into here / longest-running, most successful feature that Radio Wales / ever had / can you put a first name / let's do it. Let's __ __ __ do it / people's first names into band names ... I__ ... Ted Z__ / Ted Z__ / or Clint Jedwards. ... / this __ feature / with / twitter handle / my actual name

Rhod, / feature / how about I__ Maiden / it's not gonna win it, let me tell you that. But you are our first entrance. Done. Um ... Now then / text / rhod / bbc.co.uk. Uh, you can tweet the show @rhodgilbertsshow, as people are ... are doing / look at this / somebody called S__ M__ / tweeted / she says "I'm London-bound" / I thought she's just / she says, "first / I don't know who D__ is / might be, like, / or something / first / Dilan / at Rhod Gilbert Show at the services. uh ... "I was too ..." / she says, "I was too busy admiring / main entrance / what the services? / admiring / somebody / But she was too busy admiring the dog b__ / you lost out / I lost out to a dog __ in the main entrance / not now, D__ / shiny / who it is? Look at this dog __ / look at / half-full / when we went ... / dog b__ / stopped off / up to __ for a gig / We, Clint and I / for a gig from the / Wales / up the / all the way up / I remember that journey well. I got quite a lot of material / if / tea rooms. / Yeah. Where was that? I never quite know / you go up and you turn left / one side is a pub / garage on the other side / tea room on the one side. / Yeah. / we went in there, and they said, "Can we have your autograph / aren't you / some weird / guy in a ... in a / it is you, innit? It's you, innit? / started nudging everyone around. Most people, obviously, transfixed by the dog / interrupt / I'm looking ... I'm looking at / and stuff. / But / photo of you 'cause / had / Jimmy W__ up on the wall / picture of Jimmy / collecting them / great / and then, you made me take the picture, and, uh, and he was / looking / back / cafe / this is ... this is fantastic. __ __ we are in competition with the petrol station across the road." And then he looked / and he said / they've got / Julian Anderson / Julian Anderson / Julian / said / you keep following my career, mate. Look / that autograph / one day / but you went up there / my / trying to get / went up / gig / stayed over / come back down / petrol station / We did / sure enough / lose of ... I was gonna go in 'cause / it would be brilliant to have a photo of you up / and the cafe without / got it / in competition, one of / never / you've got it as well. and / gonna recognize me / one in a thousand times, and I went "Right we are all go in there / pretend not to know you / Rhod Gilbert, aren't you? / dashed out the car / filling / up / was / looking at the / and then ... and then you burst ... you'd obviously thought about it / burst in to a petrol station, Rhod, shouting, "Whatever ... whatever you do, Clint, I / go through with it / hit the panic bomb. / If anybody knows where that was, can you update us on the, uh, / Jimmy W__ / other / versus Jimmy Anderson on-going battle, let us know / you can tweet

is it weird / on the way / let cat lick my ears / taste of ear wax / Ooo. / my ear plug / should I / text / my / well / dogs eat anything, so my / ear / phone once / approach. / No. And, uh / toilet / either / do the same job / "Hi, Rhod. My dog likes to shower with me. I only / what was that / started? / yet / one / my dog / never / she hates water / every day / shower, just like / walk in rain, indoors, with r__ / but I think / fits the feature / really weird / just a pet / feels a bit weird / wrong / showering / my cats / dog, this one / All right. / not you / "Hi Rhod, / Lloyd / people are very insulting / show / needs / very loud and w__ when / bathroom / I think / fits the feature perfectly / nothing / feature / very Radio Wales / postmodern feature / first / band / Ted / what about Tracy DC / by the way / already. Do you know / joan / like / my favorite so far / David / different David / thanks / Joan D__ / You know / sometimes / quite say / "Hi, Rhod" ... uh ... / Spanish boy band / nobody asks for this / read that out / what is it? / __ Direction / it's not ... / I'm already regretting this feature / best feature / how about Ian M__ / perhaps "Roy Zone" / they sound like covers band / I guess / that, uh, kind of thing / one more here / stuck / two pieces of paper / stuck together / how interesting can this sentence be / interesting / two pieces of paper / stuck together, / as I was trying to, uh, separate / two leaves of paper / I thought / so disappointing / finally / here it is / what about / J__ Priest / says / I knew / the effort / those two sheets of paper was, uh, not gonna be worth it.

time / I can't / take any more / even / joasis / we have now / you said "David / different David / somebody else ... since that, somebody / put / surprised / __ / often / some of the worst entries / do / honestly / as soon as I launched this feature / post / in an ironic, knowing way, it's still rubbish / __ Direction / different feature / technically ilegal in this / __ Direction / so,let's get rid of it.

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This wretched feature just won't die. The first name into band / jeff / yet another person / harry / name / better than the ... / to be honest / great name / Pan Morrison / as in "Van ..." Oh, thanks for that / Jim / as in Van / Rhod Gilbert / machine / first names into bands / try and get ... / I do like this one, though. / technically doesn't really fit, it's ilegal / terrible / it does amuse me / heads / that's very good / it is good / what about / S__ / Peter James says "What about 'Ted Z__ / example I gave at the start of the feature / confusing / thoughts / yeah / play safe, yeah, just send / Ted Zeppelin / example / safe

seven bridge / driving / accidentally beeped the horn, getting / surrounding / nothing more embarrassing than beeping the horn accidentally / argue / definitely / text / what's more embarrassing / Rhod Hot C__ P__ / leave it now, please, people / now then / we've got / quite / who says, uh, "I've been training hard / the last couple of months / taking / life / listening / quickly / it boring / motivated / music / now / covered all the major / smells / surely / come on / there must be music / tried yet / I think / fairly limited mp3 r__s / looking for excuses / I think / internet / which I have / have you? / is that the same thing / I then thought ..." she says / Susie from / bored / podcasts / as well / searching through / saw your show / me / standup / clicked / download your podcast / every / brilliant / listened to them all. Um ... " ...every / listening to stories of piranahs / farm animals / naming garden tools / spectacular highs of this show, I have to say / can you name / five garden tools in ten seconds / was / do you wanna try it? / what / ten seconds / it's almost impossible / smaller rake, tiny rake / fork / massive rake / fork / I give you fork, shovel__ / spade / time's up. / recapping / if you're gonna / try this / massive rake, small rake / like that / early / been disingenuous / yeah / up next / if you / as you've probably seen / how / badly / embarrassing / rake, spade / allowed to mention anything / mentioned / gets harder / every / does get harder / before. So, / ten seconds / hoe / say hoe / just / a minute ago / cucumber planter / up / you managed, in ten seonds, / get out the word / time / planter / is / legitimate / you are in third place / behind Lloyd / think / spade or rake / good / radio / still ignored by the __. / busy / thoughts / forget that I'm running / thank you and keep / well / well / even listening / busy searching / anything you haven't looked at yet

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